Evelyn Lozada has a message for Chad Johnson … wait, no she doesn’t …. ’cause she doesn’t ever wanna speak two words to her ex-husband ever again.

The “Basketball Wives” star had just arrived at LAX yesterday when we asked if she had spoken with Chad since Monday’s arrest … stemming from the time he attacked her last year.

But Evelyn — who immediately divorced Chad after the incident — told TMZ … she doesn’t want anything to do with the ex-NFL star ever again.

No relationship. No communication. No nothing.

She DOES say she wishes him the best. Sure she does.

Eva Longoria had an interesting Wednesday night … she GRADUATED from a master’s program at Cal State University Northridge … and TMZ has the video!

First off … this was NO honorary degree — 38-year-old Eva quietly busted her ass for the past 3 years (taking classes IN PERSON) to earn a master’s degree in Chicano Studies from CSUN.

A rep for Longoria tells us … Eva began the program while she was still working on “Desperate Housewives” and found time to complete her schoolwork on the set.

We’re told Eva’s thesis was titled, “Success STEMS From Diversity: The Value of Latinas in STEM Careers.” FYI — STEM stands for science, technology, engineering and math.

After the ceremony, Eva celebrated like any other student — she went out to dinner with her parents!

She also tweeted about the graduation yesterday — writing, “Big day today!!! Very excited to graduate for my Master’s degree in Chicano Studies! You’re never too old or too busy to continue your education!”

Big brother is ALWAYS watching you … and taking pictures … just ask Soulja Boy, whose red Bentley was impounded by the LAPD thanks to incriminating photos taken by a secret network of police cameras stationed around L.A., TMZ has learned.

Our story begins on January 9, when a motorcyclist T-boned a red Bentley in Hollywood  … leaving the biker seriously injured … but the driver of the Bentley — who caused the crash by making a reckless turn — fled the scene. 

We’re told a witness — the victim’s friend — was so pissed off, he went back to the scene of the crime a few days later and nosed around, asking people if they knew who was driving the red Bentley.  He struck gold at Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles … when a valet told the guy he knew the car well … it belonged to Soulja Boy, who frequented the area.

The witness went to police with the info … and that’s when things got Orwellian.

Turns out, the cops have access to a super-database of photographs taken by thousands of hidden cameras stationed on police cars, buildings and private vehicles all over L.A..  There are private companies that make money off the City by getting citizens and businesses to mount cameras for the database.

One law enforcement source tells us the cameras are constantly taking photos of cars all over the city — and the average car is shot AT LEAST 1,000 TIMES PER DAY!!!

So … the cops got the license plate number of Soulja Boy’s Bentley, ran it through the database and BINGO … a bunch of photos popped up showing the Bentley with damage that corresponded to the accident.

Soulja’s Bentley is currently damage-free.   Law enforcement sources tell us the operating theory is that the rapper had the car repaired on the sly to cover up incriminating evidence. 

So cops got a search warrant and a judge agreed there was probable cause to believe the Bentley was involved in the accident, so cops went and impounded the car.

You’re probably as shocked as we are about the cameras … cops tell us they solve hundreds of crimes with these secret photographs.  So even if you’re a law abiding citizen, you probably still pick your nose, so heads up.

Cops would still like more evidence, so if you happened to be eating a delicious chicken and waffle combo on January 9, and witnessed the accident, give LAPD West Traffic a call.

Big brother is ALWAYS watching you … and taking pictures … just ask Soulja Boy, whose red Bentley was impounded by the LAPD thanks to incriminating photos taken by a secret network of police cameras stationed around L.A., TMZ has learned.

Our story begins on January 9, when a motorcyclist T-boned a red Bentley in Hollywood  … leaving the biker seriously injured … but the driver of the Bentley — who caused the crash by making a reckless turn — fled the scene. 

We’re told a witness — the victim’s friend — was so pissed off, he went back to the scene of the crime a few days later and nosed around, asking people if they knew who was driving the red Bentley.  He struck gold at Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles … when a valet told the guy he knew the car well … it belonged to Soulja Boy, who frequented the area.

The witness went to police with the info … and that’s when things got Orwellian.

Turns out, the cops have access to a super-database of photographs taken by thousands of hidden cameras stationed on police cars, buildings and private vehicles all over L.A..  There are private companies that make money off the City by getting citizens and businesses to mount cameras for the database.

One law enforcement source tells us the cameras are constantly taking photos of cars all over the city — and the average car is shot AT LEAST 1,000 TIMES PER DAY!!!

So … the cops got the license plate number of Soulja Boy’s Bentley, ran it through the database and BINGO … a bunch of photos popped up showing the Bentley with damage that corresponded to the accident.

Soulja’s Bentley is currently damage-free.   Law enforcement sources tell us the operating theory is that the rapper had the car repaired on the sly to cover up incriminating evidence. 

So cops got a search warrant and a judge agreed there was probable cause to believe the Bentley was involved in the accident, so cops went and impounded the car.

You’re probably as shocked as we are about the cameras … cops tell us they solve hundreds of crimes with these secret photographs.  So even if you’re a law abiding citizen, you probably still pick your nose, so heads up.

Cops would still like more evidence, so if you happened to be eating a delicious chicken and waffle combo on January 9, and witnessed the accident, give LAPD West Traffic a call.

This is priceless — Amanda Bynes was flat-out rejected from a private jet flight in Jersey this weekend … after trying to use GOOGLE as a substitute for her government ID, sources tell TMZ.

Amanda is denying anything happened — but sources at Teterboro Airport tell us, Bynes (wearing a velour jumpsuit and giant glasses) showed up at the private jet terminal on Sunday for a flight to L.A..

According to sources, the pilot was checking passenger IDs — it’s a really small terminal — and Bynes revealed her driver’s license had been suspended … and she had no other form of government ID.

We’re told the pilot informed Bynes she needed a form of government ID to fly — per TSA regulations — and she then ordered him to Google her as proof, screaming, “I’m Amanda Bynes!”

The pilot called someone from the jet company to see if they could get some kind of exemption for her, but the jet rep was adamant … no ID, no flight … and that was that.

The private jet company wouldn’t comment for privacy reasons.

Big trouble on the set of VH1′s “Love & Hip Hop” … TMZ has learned, the stars of the show are refusing to go to work … and it’s all because they think they’re getting shafted in contract negotiations.

Sources close to the show tell us, all cast members were supposed to be present Tuesday in NYC to film a trailer for the upcoming season, but only half of the cast showed up. The other half stayed home in protest because negotiations for their new contracts had gone sour.

We’re told the half that did show up then got upset … believing they too were entitled to revised contracts … and stormed off.

We’re told most of the cast members want more money — as much as double their last contract — but there are other problems too … some are pissed at how they were portrayed last season and they want more say in what footage gets aired.

We’re told emergency meetings have since been called with the angry cast members … and they’re hoping to get what they want by the end of the week.

If they don’t … we’re told the cast members plan to stick to their guns and continue their strike for as long as necessary. We reached out to VH1 for comment — so far, no word back.

Doing his best Freddie Mercury impersonation, former ginger star Ewan McGregor was almost unrecognizable in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

Decked out in a new jet black ‘do, ’70s porn stache and leather gear, the 42-year-old Scottish hunk showed off his tough new persona after leaving a salon.

The makeover is for the new indie western flick “Jane Got a Gun,” which he’s working on with Natalie Portman … his co-star in the “Star Wars” prequel trilogy.

Obi-Wan Kenobi has finally fallen to the dark side.

The happiest place on earth just got a little bit hipper … when dubstep demigod & Corey Feldman impersonator Skrillex rolled into Disneyland.

The 25-year-old Grammy winning EDM artist — that’s electronic dance music to anyone over 30 — was snapped riding Dumbo the Flying Elephant and putting his f***in’ hands up on a kiddie coaster at the Anaheim amusement park on Tuesday.

For one day only, Skrillex took time out from spinning records … to spin on teacups.